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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Skillet's jokes Tue May 26, 2009 2:45 am | |
| Hello all i am new here and i have free time now,so i spend here some jokes every day. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote! Doctor please what's with me? It show after dissection. The blonde come to german shop and she wan't battery. Shop Assistant: "Dischorgd?" Blonde:"No,recharged you cow! Policeman stop the driver and told: "You doesn't see the transit mark??" "Yes i do,but i doesn't see you!" What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican? Unlimited supply of natural gas. What does vegetarian dingos eat? Cabbage patch kids. Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian. (With that blonde is a bit vague) But others are fun Now pictures
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painless Inactiv Clan Member
Posts : 742 Join date : 2008-11-13 Location : Italy
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Tue May 26, 2009 3:17 am | |
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Tue May 26, 2009 3:20 am | |
| thats reason of my name - i like the band
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Tue May 26, 2009 4:16 am | |
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Lady Doom Side Admin
Posts : 272 Join date : 2008-11-24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Tue May 26, 2009 4:52 pm | |
| Welcome Skillet I know what are you talking about. I have much time in work so if I don't read something I watch these things. I think I know most funny things on youtube for example | |
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Banshee Side Admin
Posts : 992 Join date : 2008-06-10 Location : China
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Wed May 27, 2009 12:43 am | |
| what do you mean with enjoy your stay and i keep it
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." | |
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Growl Side Admin
Posts : 980 Join date : 2008-07-20 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Wed May 27, 2009 12:49 am | |
| Welcome Skillet, nice jokes Enjoy your stay^^ | |
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od@r
Posts : 256 Join date : 2008-11-24 Location : Slovakia
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Wed May 27, 2009 3:16 pm | |
| Sry i hasn't much time yesterday to add some new jokes so i do it now.
Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*------- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *Poof* the mirror swallows her up. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive". *Poof* the mirror swallows her too. Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...". *Poof*
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. “Look what I spelled, Mom!” with a proud smile on his face. “That's wonderful!” his mom praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight.” The mom happily thought that her son's Catholic education was certainly having an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen: “Mom? How do you spell ‘zilla’?”
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lost Side Admin
Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Wed May 27, 2009 6:23 pm | |
| Welcome Skillet, keep 'em coming. | |
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Wed May 27, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| thanks all for welcome and i keep em going | |
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Thu May 28, 2009 10:54 pm | |
| how can i make my own signature like lost & painless | |
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lost Side Admin
Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Fri May 29, 2009 7:47 am | |
| Try Gimp, it's free so you've nothing to loose. There's plenty of Gimp tutorials out there too. | |
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Fri May 29, 2009 3:04 pm | |
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Skillet
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Sat May 30, 2009 12:13 am | |
| sorry but my 16 year old cousin died so i end bye all | |
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Growl Side Admin
Posts : 980 Join date : 2008-07-20 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Sat May 30, 2009 12:26 am | |
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Banshee Side Admin
Posts : 992 Join date : 2008-06-10 Location : China
| Subject: Re: Skillet's jokes Sat May 30, 2009 12:28 am | |
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