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PostSubject: Funny Story   Funny Story Icon_minitimeFri Feb 05, 2010 5:23 pm

One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.
With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

Project Manager thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, the Software engineer thought?

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Story   Funny Story Icon_minitimeWed Mar 09, 2016 5:46 pm

My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.

“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”

One boy blurted, “Recycle!”

Mari-Lynn Finley, Los Angeles, California





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PostSubject: Re: Funny Story   Funny Story Icon_minitimeWed Mar 09, 2016 8:32 pm

question to the school class: was Jesus a zombie ??  Razz  Wink

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