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PostSubject: Rednecks are the best...   Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:08 pm

at International love making Very Happy


The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting! When Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy.

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'ceiling.
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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:10 pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No.....I'm your son's
teacher!"
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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:54 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:08 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:48 am


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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:30 am

i only know rednecks from gta 2 Razz. because iīm from germany i donīt know how to translate,can somebody translate it for or is it a name?
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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:53 am


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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:19 pm

rednecks sorta look like cowboys. or are often refered to as hillbillies. they are usually unemployed and smell like stale budwieser.
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PostSubject: Re: Rednecks are the best...   Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:27 pm

ah now i know ^^ lol!
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