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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: I offer you free sex Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:21 pm | |
| Hopefully sex grabbed your attention, arguably sex usually does.. I'm not actually offering sex, but the thing said the topic title must be over 10 characters so I had to come up with something clever. Otherwice the title would just have been Sex.
Now that I have your attention, hi, my name is Antero, I come from Finland and I like instagib, which is very often my favorite gametype in shooter games. From all the shooters I've played instagib in, Nexuiz and it's special instagib starting with M, happens to be my favorite. Honorable second place goes to Quake Live. Now, Xonotic is actually very equivalent to Nexuiz, therefor also could be the number one favorite, but there are times when it just doesn't feel as it should, as I've been used to in Nexuiz. I also have some awful performance issues which in Nexuiz's case would just have worked fine, which makes me doubt the shared first position continuously.
I've made a clan of my own, it's called 'Lovers' and it's origin comes from the early times of Quake Series, when our clan was still called 'Wankers'. We like drinking, laughing and gaming at the same time, which most of the time makes our feeble brains cut short on tactics, we for instance could end up camping and making a lot of fast-paced people upset. Now, this has nothing to do with me being here, I don't do drinking, laughing, gaming AND instagib on top of it at the same time. I'm currently the only one from Lovers playing Xonotic/Nexuiz, why do I have the clan tag on? Well..Just fucking because.
Our quake live movies can be found at youtube now just incase you give a fuck.
Now sorry guys, time to lay down the opium. Anyway, I've been playing Nexuiz for 2 years, mostly Minstagib, especially 1v1. Not so much DM or CTF, but when theres nothing else then why the hell not. How good am I? Well, I'm definitely better in Nexuiz than Xonotic. Mainly because of the performance issues. I do get lots of people to ragequit in both games however and some call me an aimbotter, but never do I have felt too good, there's plenty of people better than me obviously and it always brings a tiny sparkle on my crotch when somebody comes and breaks my winning streak. Keep doing that for a while and my crotch will soak like a sprinkler. And while that keeps on, you guys should keep your servers up, because they're fucking awesome. I'll be seeing you guys in your servers, lol. Both in Nexuiz and Xonotic. Feel free to leave a note incase we have already met. | |
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-maniac|Su- Side Admin
Posts : 972 Join date : 2009-01-15 Location : Berlin, Germany
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:14 pm | |
| hi Antero first of all I wasn.t curious about the headline because I never actually paid for sex - maybe later when I.m really old .... Anyways - welcome to Prophets forum ... hope you have a nice stay here Your nick only known from xonotic forum for me - never met you on server till now But maybe you find the way to it ... see you in game GreetZ Su | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:31 pm | |
| I've been hanging out at your Nexuiz servers mostly, just found out yesterday that you have servers in Xonotic as well. | |
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-maniac|Su- Side Admin
Posts : 972 Join date : 2009-01-15 Location : Berlin, Germany
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:20 am | |
| yo - now we met .... Very nice playing style Antero - pretty hard to beat you see you later on server again .... GreetZ Su | |
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Tanya Clan Member
Posts : 114 Join date : 2012-02-27
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:03 am | |
| moikka ja tervetuloa...toivottavasti tavataan prophetsserverillä. hyvä, että suomalaiset ovat täällä myös... well, nice to read some finnish humour again. it's been a long time so, let's see if a beginner like me is able to kick your ass | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:30 am | |
| Mut löytää mitä todennäköisemmin Nexuizin puolelta, jotenki se Nexuiz vaan onnistuu paljon luontevammin kuin Xonotic. :/
I'm looking forward to a match with you. | |
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Tanya Clan Member
Posts : 114 Join date : 2012-02-27
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:42 am | |
| mä oon Tanne ja tykkään nexuiz eikä xonotic myös | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:33 am | |
| Oh then we've already played, you're good at sneaking around. | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:06 am | |
| Sorry for leaving in middle of the match Su, ping getting me stuck while being vulnerable to your shots kinda made me do that. Oh, and almost had you......? (gif) | |
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-maniac|Su- Side Admin
Posts : 972 Join date : 2009-01-15 Location : Berlin, Germany
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:20 pm | |
| no problem ... the worst thing on match is a rotten connection ... I hate it too when I cant play because of it GreetZ Su | |
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Tanya Clan Member
Posts : 114 Join date : 2012-02-27
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:00 pm | |
| well...this is what happens to me all the time. damn provider and damn flatmates who are blocking my connection | |
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zypresse Forums Moderator
Posts : 85 Join date : 2009-03-05 Location : Berlin
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:43 am | |
| i don't think that problem is a question of connection but of geometry. unlike in other shooters the crosshair in nexuiz and xonotic indicates, where the shot would hit at an infinite distance. for finite distances it is just an approximation | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:45 pm | |
| Well the connection was the problem that made me quit to begin with, but yes you're right about the issue. I'm used to have my shots go exactly where the crosshair is pointing at, not nearby walls just because it's 'geometrically correct'. It's irritating and most people at Xonotic forums seems to prefer it this way, it's beyond me and my personal tastes. | |
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nimbus Clan Member
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-10-23
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:19 am | |
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Smilecythe
Posts : 82 Join date : 2012-11-03 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:44 pm | |
| Love you too tutsy pie | |
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<Grizmo>
Posts : 3 Join date : 2013-07-02 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:02 am | |
| Funny how the word sex actually gave this topic 5x more views then the usual | |
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Plex Inactiv Clan Member
Posts : 34 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : Vienna
| Subject: Re: I offer you free sex Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:13 pm | |
| im a man i have to check out this topic here | |
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