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Growl
Side Admin
Posts : 980
Join date : 2008-07-20
Location : Germany
|  Subject: Excuse me, but....  Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:42 pm | |
| Hi! You need a good excuse why u lost a match? This is your source. Excuses for every situation, but first: Let's post some  1.) LAG!!! 2.) high ping 3.) ZOMG! I am DRUUUUUUUUKNNNN  // inspired by good old Qu4ntum 
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Bommel
Posts : 258
Join date : 2008-11-14
Location : Auenland
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:30 pm | |
| Quantum..? Strange I would have bet it was jazz.  1) My cat eat my internet 2) I didnt tried (<- Feoooo) 3) brb 4) I "accidently" hit F3 during the match! 5)I chatted all the time (well 3 letters) 6)youre just lucky! 7) Youre a cheater! theres no doubt! You hit me! | |
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lost
Side Admin
Posts : 1417
Join date : 2008-06-12
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:45 pm | |
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-maniac|Su-
Side Admin
Posts : 978
Join date : 2009-01-15
Location : Berlin, Germany
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| Another one:
U stole My Item (invis)
U shot my targets
I'm in bad mood
Pat was here XD
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Lady Doom
Side Admin
Posts : 272
Join date : 2008-11-24
Location : Poland
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:17 pm | |
| I didn't play for half an year (at least)
Im usiing mouse-pad or keyboard only
my mom was here all the time so I lost
I was on phone all the time
OMG Im sober
OMG Im drunk
OMG my dealer is cheating on me
I have no sound
I have no image
OMG BANSHEE N00B WAS PLAYING
OMG my monitor is unplugged
my antivirus was scanning my PC
oh You won cuz Im hungry so I cant focus
and btw Im blind since I was born and surgeon cut my hands off | |
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standard
Posts : 18
Join date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Sun May 24, 2009 4:12 am | |
| That are my favs:
I was tired.
You drunk to much cola / coffee.
You toke amphetamins.
Your name is pat. | |
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organic
Posts : 63
Join date : 2009-05-21
| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Mon May 25, 2009 5:52 am | |
| I have a good one - and it's genuine - New Trousers.
When I play on the sofa I use the top of my thigh instead of a mouse mat, but the uneven surface of new jeans plays hell with a laser mouse, the cursor jumps all over the place.
I'm suffering with it now, it takes weeks of washing to run in a pair of jeans for sofa surfing. : ( | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Excuse me, but.... Mon May 25, 2009 8:23 am | |
| I always use this one, and is quite effective:
"Shit, my aimbot crashed, I had to play with the trackpad".
Try to not say this if you are playing against Feo, especially the aimbot part. |
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