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Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:25 am
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Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:21 am
Have-a-go go-karting is 2 miles from my mothers house:
I hope I don't sound like that.
lost Side Admin
Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:01 pm
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving in the desert, suddenly the car breaks down. The Englishman takes some food, the Scotsman some water and the Irishman, the car door. The Englishman and Scotsman ask the Irishman 'Why take the car door?' The Irish man replies 'if it gets hot, I can wind the window down!'
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Posts : 279 Join date : 2009-04-28
Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:45 am
Very curious.
An old retiree Grandma sitting in front of a judge. Judgeman : So old women, you stolen a tin of peaches, why did you do that ? Grandma : I'm very poor, get only a small pension and i was so hungry, that is the reason why i did it. Judgeman : How many peaches were in the can ? Grandma : There were six peaches in it. Judgeman : All right, you broken the law and stolen food. So you have to go in prison for six days, one day per fruit. Grandpa pipe up and say : High court, she stolen a big tin of peas too!
lost Side Admin
Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
Paddy was waitin at a bus stop with his mate as a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery'. 'What's that?' asks Paddys mate. 'Send me lawn away to be cut!'
lost Side Admin
Posts : 1417 Join date : 2008-06-12 Location : England
Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:15 am
Subject: Re: SPAM SPAM SPAM Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:10 am
Nice website, like the growing ...
On a road a bird crashed whit a motorcycle. The biker took the insensible bird and plug him into a birdcage at his home to attend to him. After a long time the bird wake up, look around, saw dry bread, water, grate and say : Nooo, o my god, that couldn't be true, i killed the man.